If you were gay song lyrics

ROD:
Ahhhh, an afternoon alone with my favorite book: "Broadway Musicals of the 1940's". No roommate to bother me. How could it acquire any better than this?
NICKY:
Oh, hi Rod!
ROD:
Hi, Nicky.
NICKY:
Uh, hey Rod, you'll never predict what happened to me on the subway this morning. This guy was smilin' at me, and talkin' to me...
ROD:
mmm, that's very interesting.
NICKY:
...mmmhmm, he was being real approachable. And, I contemplate he was coming on to me. I think he might have mind I was gay.
ROD:
Ahem...So, uh, why you tellin' me this? Why should I care? I don't care? What did you have for lunch today?
NICKY:
Well, you don't have to get all defensive, Rod...
ROD:
I'M NOT GETTING DEFENSIVE! Why undertake I care about some gay guy you met, okay? I am trying to read.
NICKY:
Well, I didn't mean anything by it, Rod. I just reflect it's something we should be competent to talk about.
ROD:
Well, I do not want to converse about it, Nicky. This conversation is over.
NICKY:
Yeah, but Rod...
ROD:
OVER!
NICKY:
Well, okay. But just so you know...
If you were gay
that'd be okay
I mean 'cause hey
I'd like you anyway
ROD:
Argh.
NICKY:
Because you see
if it

If You Were Gay (Avenue Q) Lyrics

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When was If You Were Gay (Avenue Q) released?

If You Were Gay (Avenue Q) is a english ballad released in 2005.

If You Were Gay (Avenue Q) is a english song released in 2005.

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If You Were Gay (Avenue Q) is a english tune from the album Divas' Revenge - Opera & Broadway Our Way.

If You Were Gay (Avenue Q) is a english anthem from the album Divas' Revenge - Opera & Broadway Our Way.

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If You Were Gay (Avenue Q) is sung by Dr. Kathleen McGuire and San Francisco Gay Men's Chorus.

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The duration of the song If You Were Gay (Avenue Q) is 2:15 minutes.

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If You Were Queer Lyrics - Avenue Q

If You Were Gay

ROD
Aah, an afternoon alone with
My favorite book, "Broadway
Musicals of the 1940s."
No roommate to bother me.
How could it acquire any better than this?

NICKY
Oh,hi Rod!

ROD
Hi Nicky.

NICKY
Hey Rod, you'll never
Guess what happened to
Me on the subway this morning.
This guy was smiling at me and talking to me

ROD
That's very interesting.

NICKY
He was being real friendly,
And I deliberate he was coming on to me.
I ponder he might've consideration I was gay!

ROD
Ahem, so, uh, why are you telling me this?
Why should I care?
I don't concern.
What did you have for lunch today?

NICKY
Oh, you don't have to get
All defensive about it, Rod...

ROD
I'm NOT getting defensive!
What carry out I care about some gay guy you met, okay?
I'm trying to read.

NICKY
Oh, I didn't represent anything by it, Rod.
I just think it's something we should be able to talk about.

ROD
I don't wish to talk about it,
Nicky! This conversation is over!!!

NICKY
Yeah, but...

ROD
OVER!!!

NICKY
Well, okay, but just so you know ?
IF YOU WERE GAY
THAT'D

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ROD
Aah, an afternoon alone with
My favorite book, "Broadway
Musicals of the 1940s."
No roommate to bother me.
How could it receive any better than this?

NICKY
Oh,hi Rod!

ROD
Hi Nicky.

NICKY
Hey Rod, you'll never
Estimate what happened to
Me on the subway this morning.
This guy was smiling at me and talking to me

ROD
That's very interesting.

NICKY
He was being actual friendly,
And I consider he was coming on to me.
I think he might've idea I was gay!

ROD
Ahem, so, uh, why are you telling me this?
Why should I care?
I don't care.
What did you have for lunch today?

NICKY
Oh, you don't have to get
All defensive about it, Rod...

ROD
I'm NOT getting defensive!
What carry out I care about some gay guy you met, okay?
I'm trying to read.

NICKY
Oh, I didn't mean anything by it, Rod.
I just think it's something we should be competent to talk about.

ROD
I don't want to talk about it,
Nicky! This conversation is over!!!

NICKY
Yeah, but...

ROD
OVER!!!

NICKY
Well, okay, but just so you know â
IF YOU WERE GAY
THAT'D BE OKAY.
I MEAN 'CAUSE, HEY,
I'D LIKE YOU ANYWAY.
BECAUSE YOU SEE,
IF IT WERE ME,
I WOU